Floo's Open letter to Charles Darwin

Flooisms


(An open letter to Charles Darwin)

Scientific guesstomology has proven that Yeti, The Abominable Snowman, aw, heck, Bigfoot........ is a family of misunderstood wilderness families. One of them stuck their finger in a light socket. The rest liked the "frizzy hair style", and did the same. Unfortunately, no one else in the world liked it, so they shunned them. Thus, the Yeti are not the ones that are shy. It is the rest of the world that are turned off by their hair style.

That, and the Yeti's other decision. That is, that since their whole body was covered by hair, no one could see how dirty they were, it wasn't necessary to lave as often.

The combination of these two separate incidents corrupted the DNA of the Yeti. The evolutionary process would have them be a monkey first, a man later, and Yeti after that. The way it really was is that, er, well, they were originally a family of turtles.

Now he can truthfully say "YET I.......didn't get my hair cut"

How'm I doin' Charles?

.................I could not bring my passions from a common spring........